peachxpie:

Not only is it physically impossible for Normal to take one single W, he can’t even just take an L, it always has to be an L + ratio + your dad’s not proud of you + your sister is the chosen one + your crush has a crush on someone else + two of your closest friends are always doing cool shit without you + you smell

boxheadpaint:

Let’s be friends for no real reason

vnusplanetoflove:

i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by the mark zuckerberg gay au biopic

identifying-cars-in-posts:

cerayanay:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

snoopyoftheday:

snoopy of the day

screencapcolle:

What We Do in the Shadows S05E03

softwaring:

kadekuro:

roadrunnerposting:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is “the angel’s lament”, my new cocktail

Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’

disappointment3265:

bernard-jackson:

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

thyrell:

i love when guys come in and order samwiches like “oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife” like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

thefantastician:

wanted to see if I could make a convincing Charlie Brown comic