I dont own a hair dryer i just headbang it out to the ever playing pop punk soundtrack of my life.
"You can’t ship them they’re not gay!"
"You can’t ship them their age difference is too much!"
"You can’t ship them they don’t even like ea…."
are you kidding me twenty notes over one word
would you like it to be two words? ok
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains,and using pens
oKAY WHAT THE SHIT IS NIGHT VALE